Akito's Adventures Underground

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.

changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.

a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

honeyed:

Merricat, said Constance, would you like a cup of tea?
Oh no, said Merricat, you’ll poison me.
Merricat, said Constance, would you like to go to sleep?
Down in the boneyard ten feet deep!

Does anyone else sometimes repeat this in their head? I stole this book, We Have Always Lived In The Castle, from one of my middle school classes (Sorry Mr. V! It was an accident! I forgot to sign it back in!) and have pretty much been repeating this rhyme ever since.

Holy, Brad Pitt! I thought I was the only one who had ever read that book! I was totally floored when I found out the narrator was middle-aged!

castielismydivision:

hearts-not-parts:

helivesunderawaterfall:

motherfuckin-snozzberries:

look at this precious thing

fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

No that’s what I call a bunny hop.

honeyed:

vampire-renee:

Stumbled upon this photo and my first thought was - Claudia. This is how I picture her, ever the princess with her feet on the pillow and the unimpressed look in her face.

Things there need to be tumblr blogs for: Portraits that are probably of Claudia. I always see old photographs and paintings and think “Wow, that’s exactly what I think Claudia looks like!”

angel-cake:

lovellochka:

me and my boyfriend Spelendora

foto - Iglaness

there need to be more photos of lolitas kissing. regardless of gender or anything… just MORE KISSING LOLITAS PLEASE

minty-burps:

SORRY THIS WAS A LOT FUNNIER IN MY HEAD

THE AVENGERS SUMMARY: PART 1

Nick Fury: We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
Loki: Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
Hawkeye: I did a little 
Loki: K let's see what this spear or whatever does
Spear or whatever: BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
Loki: Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
Nick Fury: Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
Agent Coulson: That might take a really long time
Nick Fury: Whatever do it in montage
Bruce Banner: I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk 
Capt. Amuricur: Check out my sweet ass
Black Widow: Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
Iron Man: When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
Hawkeye: I'm evil rn bbl 
Thor: I'm in Asgard atm 
Agent Coulson: Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them 
Loki: I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party 
Capt. Amuricur: We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA 
Iron Man: Sup Captain
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAY 
 LATER, IN A PLANE 
Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug
Loki: Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
Thor: You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAY
Iron Man: IRON GLOMP 
Thor: You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest 
Smokey the Bear: But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
Capt. Amuricur: GUYS STAWP IT 
Loki: Eatspopcorn.gif 
 BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
Bruce Banner: Sup
Iron Man: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
Everyone: Shit now what the fuck do we ship 
 AFTER MUCH BANTER 
Capt. Amuricur: What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
Bruce Banner: I am slightly ticked off 
Iron Man: I think you should hulk out 
Capt. Amuricur: Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
Iron Man: Not if I invade yours first 
Capt. Amuricur: I am gonna fight you so hard later
Iron Man: You smell like justice
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hawkeye: Still evil here 
 EXPLOSIONS OCCUR 
Bruce Banner: It's not easy being green 
Loki: I am escaping from my cage now 
Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
Iron Man: Fixing things with science 
Capt. Amuricur: Assisting with ab-power
Hawkeye: Fucking shit up with Arrows
Agent Coulson: Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit 
Loki: I take people no other way 
Loki: Lates Onee-san 
Nick Fury: No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork 
Agent Coulson: Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nick Fury: 
Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nick Fury: 
Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Everyone: He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice. 
Everyone: Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

regulusarcturusblack:

La douleur exquisise: ma vie.

meguu:

so this girl i dont know asked me for my favourite sport and i replied gay porn and a second later i remembered shes not my friend and i dont even know her and i told her it was a joke but it was too late and now she always stares at me in the hallways